Sunday, December 7, 2008

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fixed thought


- hello, I need socks

wool for my son ..

- I'm sorry but I HAVE FINISHED THE WOOL ...

I HAVE FAILED IN THOSE HOT COTTON!

- in fucking cotton ... err ... in warm cotton?

(STA Sir, I KNOW THAT HAS ONLY A C

WHAT TO HEAD ....)

Monday, December 1, 2008

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LAVANDERINA


- excuse, I would like the gown in the window!

-SOME! Take it off NOW ... THE DUMMY

- nn ah ... but there you have the box, folded well?

- NO, PERO 'HO WAREHOUSE IN ITS BOX, PLY
give them to the same as before!
- not take it no more! Because then I have to wash it!
(cabbage FATIGUE !!!!!)

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

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IN THE BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS IS 'MOST ALL' GOOD .... WITH CABBAGE!

-SORRY, AS COSTA these pajamas? "
- 36'90 € ...
- DO FROM € 36! ... 35 .... EVEN THAT IT 'S MORE OK!"
(what the hell do I chide the price if you decide then?)

Saturday, November 8, 2008

What Are These Nodules Under My Skin

it says "BOXER"

-MISS ME ... FROM THE BOX ? "
been known to close stores also sell the garage ...
"Yes Lord, his car or sedan sw ?????"
BOXER BOXER SAYS ... !!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

What Doea Pointer And Pinky Gesture Mean?

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comes in a box and asks

- "YOU PUT THAT bras without the clothes?"

-"........... eh ?????"

(we have to procure a magic ball to see
they want!)

Friday, October 31, 2008

Diwali Ank Pudhari 2008



are behind the cash

to price .... comes in front of me a lady

and said aloud - "But this is not C 'AND' NO!"

see here ... Halloween lady has already started, we only work the ghosts!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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LEAN! CLOSED

comes in a box and asks
- "do you think these panties are fine me?"
- " TOOK THAT SIZE?"
- " a small ..."
- " WOMEN ... IS LIKE A SMALL ONE FOR SIZE 40/42 PANTS!"
- " and what do you think I harbor! Of pants I've got a 42!"
- "I'm sorry but from behind the counter I can not see you!"
Mrs. moves a little ... I look and I think ....
course, if she is wearing a 42, I AM THAT ONE SIZE PORT ... 32??

Monday, October 27, 2008

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to pee '


FEET WITH THREE HOURS IN THE BLADDER IS SO FULL OF THRILLS I PUT ...
FINALLY THE STORE AND 'BLANK and decided to terminate "5Min"
And run for the toilet .. DO' A LOOK OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL ..
And fortunately no one came!
START A pull down 'the damper ....
got a from nothing
I wonder - "BUT YOU ALREADY 'Close??"
- "no no! A second flight in the bathroom and I'll be back!"
- "but you have to go now??"

(no, ma'am, if you want to go there even in an hour .... HE HAS TO GIVE ME A DIAPER Incontinence !!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

What Does Pointer And Pinky Gesture Mean?

PERIOD BALANCES

out store put a sign saying "ALL EMPTY! SALE UP TO 50 %!!!"
reach people with their questions .....
COME FIRST:
- " sorry, here c 'is written with discount € 30 ... How long? "
-" HALF'! "
- " and then? "( CASPAR, CALCULATION THAT DIFFICULT!)
ENTER THE SECOND:
- "out there is the sign" EMPTY ALL "... but chiudeteeeeee?? "
- NO LADY ... AND 'WHY' WE ARE THE SALE!" (Knock on wood ... VA)
ENTERS THE THIRD:
- These gloves cost less than 30%? "
(do one eye at a price ... Cost 90cent!! BUT HOW DO I ASK FOR A DISCOUNT PRICE AS 'LOW!?)
-ENTERS THE FOURTH:
- "sorry!"
(I turn towards him slowly ... style ROBOCOP ....)
- because this has a discount of 30% and 50%? "
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !! (now you know why they are so hysterical orders during sales!)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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NO MERCY' NOT PREGNANT!

I was 3 months pregnant ...
threw up on time every morning just waking up ...
but one morning .....
from two clients (husband and wife, I understand from their happy expression)
beginning to serve them and at some point start to feel bad ... VERY BAD!
I can do them a receipt, in bagging the goods purchased and take the money ... I feel almost fainted .... I watch them for a moment and think "sorry, I'm pregnant and am about to throw up!"
catch a bag, down with me on earth and half unconscious vomit like a dog!
AND??
not a help ... even a "Sorry!" OR "I'm going to call someone?"
said one thing and threw up ..........." CAN YOU GIVE ME THE REST?? " (your comment ....)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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MUSCLE WITHOUT BRAIN!

-SORRY! YOU CAN GIVE ME A HAND? "


- sure!
- " ACCORDING TO YOU THESE ARE GOOD BOXER MI?"
- " that size you wear?"
- "If we speak .... EHEHEHEH PACK OF MY PORT A XXL! "

( see .... all with super sti .... men in their dreams!! )

Monday, October 20, 2008

How Can I Pleasure Myself Without Sinning

A CHRISTMAS IS 'MOST ALL' GOOD (cabbage!)

December 20 .... NOW IN FULL OF CHRISTMAS ....
WORK ABOUT 20 HOURS A DAY INCLUDING ALL SUNDAY ....
comes a woman in her furs and jeweled 50in all ...
- " SORRY ... DO NOT HAVE A COSTUME FOR ME??"
- " I'm sorry, but the costumes just keep them in the summer!"
- " AND HOW DO I! DAYS BETWEEN TWO PARTIES FOR THE MALDIVES!"
- " damn ... how much I regret not being satisfied ... "
(bad ass that you do not do a damn thing all day ... I HOPE YOU
DIROTTINO THE PLANE!! )

Sunday, October 19, 2008

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CHANGE THE GOODS WITHIN 7 DAYS WITH THE TICKET!







ENTER FIRED, LAUNCHES BRA ON CASH AND SAYS
"The place and then I got home I realized it's' STAINED ! L HO ALSO WASHED, BUT BUSH DOES NOT GO AWAY! ME ON THE CHANGES C another, equally ... "
" excuse me ... but the ticket?? "
" NOT KNOW what happened to .."
"and the box?"
" L HO BUTT!"
(I give a look at the bra and I think "but washed at 90 degrees?")
"lady, no receipt, no box and more washed .. I can not change it!"
" NO HOW! NOT 'my fault and' thicket!"
"I'm sorry ... but I can not change it so propio ..."
starts to shake and foam at the mouth says
"IMPOSSIBLE! GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER CHAPTER! SAY THAT THE CONTRACT AS 'NOT WORTH it! "
FINAL VERDICT: " lady ... you better not tell him about my head ... SENNA' SURELY THE POST to hell BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT
"certain customers" E 'better to lose than keeping them !!!!!!! "
( swear that I said so!)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Tech Deck Games Skater

NEVER SELL DISCOUNT WHEN YOU ASK!


" TOTAL: 38.50euro "
" by doing 35! "
pretend not to I heard and I repeat: "38.50"
"but then do not you do me a discount! "
" Sir, I'm sorry, but NOT 'discount period! "
" daiiiii ... do not tell anyone! "
" I'm sorry .. BUT NOT THE STORE E 'IL MIO ... I CAN NOT! ..... ARE 38.50EURO! "
" but also want to 50cent?? By 50cent ... .. that will never be! "
(OH BEFANA, 50cent IF NO WHY NOT 'ME ASK THEM !!!!!!)


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SPEAKS HER OWN ...

IN OUR STORE ALWAYS LISTEN TO RADIO 105 .... It 's well known that "THE ZOO" It' s a bit vulgar .. BUT DOES die laughing!: )
ENTER THE USUAL DAY .. gossips
"MAMMA MIA! BUT HOW DO LISTEN TO THIS RADIO! ARE SO 'OUTLETS ..."
(I pretend not to hear)
GET THE CASH TO PAY BUT YOUR CREDIT CARD IS NOT ...
AND heard to exclaim "FUCK! BUT WITH THESE CARDS BALLS!"
(to the face of the vernacular for her it would take an exorcist!)


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Maniac


"My girlfriend is' LEAN LIKE YOU SAY THAT .. THIS SLIP OKAY?? "
" well ... and 'a tg.42 ... I think so!"
" BUT YOU CAN NOT WEAR IT SO YOU 'Let's see if it is okay?" (Laughs with the look of Pacciani)
"I will do so .. I put to you and let you do around the entire mall! "

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TURN ARE BLIND, BUT WE SEE VERY WELL!! If

sign 20 x 30 with printed
TOP MICRO € 6.90 ...... EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH IS THAT voice?
just for her ..... since both can not read .... 20.00EUR
them but it says euro6.90?!?
but feel if you read what the fuck are you asking me to do?

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good day starts in the morning ....




9.30 am .. enter the first client, and I GOOD DAY .... Miss
can give me a bra? (Formerly with the balls turn) try again GOOD DAY!
no answer ...... I wonder are transparent? The next time I hang a sign that reads: Here lies the courtesy, preg or answer !!!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Opening Remarks For Church

FLIGHT IN CHINA


ARE FLOODED BY PLACE OF STUFF AND I FEEL
" but pajamas is the last one? "
answer" YES! "
stuck where they are .. .. WITH STYLE PARES incredulous look
AND CONTINUE " but not have them in stock? "
"NO! Sorry, It 's YOUR LAST"
(WITH TAIL OF THE EYE AND I SEE THAT' still there, not breathing ...)
NOT YET SURRENDERED "so if you do not look better I find them! "
"..... NO!"
"but are you sure sure??"
you do not know 'HOW DIRGLIELO.PENSI that the only solution is to TAKE A PACKAGE AND WRITING BIG "AND THERE '!"
OR take the first plane to China and to make him TAILORED TO GO !!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

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INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE!


A woman enters away without even saying goodbye ASKS "DO YOU HAVE A BRA FOR ME?"
IO: "What size?"
answer 'THAT SMART: "FOR ME!"
can scream .. NOT BAD .. YOU CAN NOT ANSWER ANY STRANGE WORDS YOU CAN NOT DO IN YOUR HEAD ... AND A SHOUT ... SO WHAT THE FUCK IT THE SIZE THAT LEADS !!!!!

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Ignorant! December


A Russia / Ukraine (BOH!) asks me for a bra for his wife ... As I do not know the size ITALIAN Says: "her tits ME IS IN MY HAND! ! (with a gesture ...)

Friday, October 3, 2008

Shooting Pains In Side Of Neak

The manufacturer

Hello everyone, I know

two types of constructors, that beautiful rich who runs his business without ever touching a brick and one always in trouble, that after concluded a sale will run away between your fingers, never answer the phone and that maybe if you happen to meet him, it gives you a lot of excuses on the financial or health.
So I wonder how can this gap in the same profession?
The only advice I can give power to everyone, which is rich with costuttori from others, being dealt with, is not giving anything at all to them. All procedures must be observed at the right time then to avoid being cheated.
Leave your turn to tell your experiences. Hello

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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The competition

Hello,

write a few lines just to give highlights of an article on this blog: http://tuttosulgossip.blogspot.com/2007/09/veline-2008.html

All this shows that once again we are the fruit and that we are still able to believe in Santa Claus.

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Friday, August 8, 2008

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Alice Gate2 Plus Wi-Fi

Hello Hello, here is another object

fun deployed by telecom supply Italy with Alice ADSL. This router features as most of the others in circulation and WEP/WAP2 and encryption capabilities as well as wi-fi connections, a router or ethernet modem usb. For those who have chosen the item alice a new phone number is already pre-loaded ready to be Aladino Voip configured on the phone.

Well all this sounds interesting and makes the complete product for 3 € per month. So where is the catch?

The first is the compatibility of encryption between the router and wi-fi cards, I have a network card classic us-robotics following specification 802.11b, 802.11g WEP/WAP2 encryption key, so nothing special . Well not really possible to talk to the router with the card encrypted in any way and I find myself having to give access to any unencrypted in order to connect to the Internet.
Where is the problem, so does not it? Well I am the service provider, I'd do anything to avoid providing a service free to others and then suffer the loss of earnings into the coffers. But Telecom in this case differs from others. After a call to the 187 where I set an appointment with an experienced well advised to specify the problem to avoid having to pay service help-desk € 25 (since we do not plant anything, you do pay for the service very expensive), I had heard it was that my card was not compatible with the router and then to buy those described on the site of the 187 that I list here for convenience: Alice
Wireless USB Adapter G-132, Ericsson Siemens USB Terminal Adapter generic. In general the sum does not mean us-robotics.

The second is on extent of the signal inside the house, but there seems normal for a distance of 6 meters percorere the signal weakens more than 40%. The fact is that the house is not even covered, and then you can not connect multiple computers to the Internet. There are solutions to strengthen the signal but this is a modem-owned Telecom.

I waited 6 months to get the connection to the Telecom and have produced a router on a budget.
the end the only solution is to buy a modem / router that will last for long however, because this technology is evolving so quickly.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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Moving

Hello,

to make a move from France to Italy, we decided to entrust the job to the company Net Projects Ltd Sesto San Giovanni even better known on the internet traslochi.it

We relied, perhaps in a somewhat 'naive to the fact that this move had the Site in French and then used to this kind of trip.
We performed directly on the site so the site inspection and confirmed to carry the goods by phone, but things happened on the day of the move?

At the time of site inspection there was an estimated initial price of 3500 Euro + VAT and storage of goods to 220 Euro + VAT per 22m3, which was more than 2020 Euro + VAT. After you have uploaded your personal belongings in the truck and above all threatened to leave all the overruns, according to them, of course lobby of the building if not signed the recognition of excess. Nice surprise when you empty the Scattolon were for most semi-hollow. So obvious that we overcome the load and then the first rip-off price increase is not justified.
work there and 'seemed very professional and above all has been done very slowly and so the company has benefited from the redemption rights because to be able to retrieve our belongings (we had to temporarily store goods from them) we had to hear or pay or o you keep your stuff. Second scam.
In addition, the microwave oven and that 'have asked to be taken away (recorded during the site inspection) and reminded us several times and' was left in place and we had to arrange to sell it, because we could not take it in Italy.

to justify the initial price had made many site inspections (real) from France where the movers and 'estimated 22 m3 and the work carried out in great detail, showing that the initial charge was the correct one and maybe even a little' more as the price of the French market and 'generally higher in the Italian market. So this in no way justifies the price increase made later.

Upon receipt of the content of the move we have found that many items were damaged and mounted by personnel inexperienced Iniva ills on the spot, without a word invented by the mover of things we have said similar not to waste any time despite the exorbitant cost of labor. Third scam.

To give an example, here is a summary and not exhaustive list of observed damage:
Dresser: According damaged shelves in lower right.
Chest: Third damaged shelves in the lower left.
Chest: Fourth shelves damaged on the left and down.
place a mattress and a half dirty white. (See this a real crap)
Stay: 2 ports mounted on the contrary.
Living: Port broken glass (recorded on the spot). This broke the front of me.
Stay: glass door lock at the top missing.
Stay: Several new shots (white) and mobile furniture scratched up black lacato.
table unassembled to miss (in theory) of the bolts. Mobile
taken from the closet and then deposited into the cellar seriously damaged the right rear corner. Several
broken objects (glass, plates ...)

to the list of all of this, of course we tried to obtain reparation for the damage but only the table and the glass door we have been recognized.
And to further demonstrate the seriousness of this company, they took away the damaged port but after 3 months the change was not yet done so, we decided to deal with alone. We were then shown the door even more damaged than before, we did it change from a good glassblower and now we wait for the reimbursement of costs. But according to you or we will reimburse the fourth scam?

In sum, if you want to make your move, do it well there are many good companies who work seriously but avoid trasloco.it , A NIGHTMARE.

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The scam

Hello everyone,



I created this blog to talk about the problems and cons that we encounter every day and avoid these things happen yet, such as buying an item as a result of an advertisement inganevole, have called for the execution of a service which then turned into a nightmare ...

In sum, the examples are numerous and will always we'll discuss.

Good reading and writing at all.