Friday, October 31, 2008

Diwali Ank Pudhari 2008



are behind the cash

to price .... comes in front of me a lady

and said aloud - "But this is not C 'AND' NO!"

see here ... Halloween lady has already started, we only work the ghosts!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Dried Mucus Before Period

LEAN! CLOSED

comes in a box and asks
- "do you think these panties are fine me?"
- " TOOK THAT SIZE?"
- " a small ..."
- " WOMEN ... IS LIKE A SMALL ONE FOR SIZE 40/42 PANTS!"
- " and what do you think I harbor! Of pants I've got a 42!"
- "I'm sorry but from behind the counter I can not see you!"
Mrs. moves a little ... I look and I think ....
course, if she is wearing a 42, I AM THAT ONE SIZE PORT ... 32??

Monday, October 27, 2008

Track Throwing Backpack

to pee '


FEET WITH THREE HOURS IN THE BLADDER IS SO FULL OF THRILLS I PUT ...
FINALLY THE STORE AND 'BLANK and decided to terminate "5Min"
And run for the toilet .. DO' A LOOK OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL ..
And fortunately no one came!
START A pull down 'the damper ....
got a from nothing
I wonder - "BUT YOU ALREADY 'Close??"
- "no no! A second flight in the bathroom and I'll be back!"
- "but you have to go now??"

(no, ma'am, if you want to go there even in an hour .... HE HAS TO GIVE ME A DIAPER Incontinence !!!!!!!!!!!!!)