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are behind the cash

to price .... comes in front of me a lady

and said aloud - "But this is not C 'AND' NO!"

see here ... Halloween lady has already started, we only work the ghosts!

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comes in a box and asks

- "do you think these panties are fine me?"

- " TOOK THAT SIZE?"

- " a small ..."

- " WOMEN ... IS LIKE A SMALL ONE FOR SIZE 40/42 PANTS!"

- " and what do you think I harbor! Of pants I've got a 42!"

- "I'm sorry but from behind the counter I can not see you!"

Mrs. moves a little ... I look and I think ....

course, if she is wearing a 42, I AM THAT ONE SIZE PORT ... 32??

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to pee '

FEET WITH THREE HOURS IN THE BLADDER IS SO FULL OF THRILLS I PUT ...

FINALLY THE STORE AND 'BLANK and decided to terminate "5Min"

And run for the toilet .. DO' A LOOK OUTSIDE THE TUNNEL ..

And fortunately no one came!

START A pull down 'the damper ....

got a from nothing

I wonder - "BUT YOU ALREADY 'Close??"

- "no no! A second flight in the bathroom and I'll be back!"

- "but you have to go now??"

(no, ma'am, if you want to go there even in an hour .... HE HAS TO GIVE ME A DIAPER Incontinence !!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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out store put a sign saying "ALL EMPTY! SALE UP TO 50 %!!!"

reach people with their questions .....

COME FIRST:

- " sorry, here c 'is written with discount € 30 ... How long? "

-" HALF'! "

- " and then? "( CASPAR, CALCULATION THAT DIFFICULT!)

ENTER THE SECOND:

- "out there is the sign" EMPTY ALL "... but chiudeteeeeee?? "

- NO LADY ... AND 'WHY' WE ARE THE SALE!" (Knock on wood ... VA)

ENTERS THE THIRD:

- These gloves cost less than 30%? "

(do one eye at a price ... Cost 90cent!! BUT HOW DO I ASK FOR A DISCOUNT PRICE AS 'LOW!?)

-ENTERS THE FOURTH:

- "sorry!"

(I turn towards him slowly ... style ROBOCOP ....)

- because this has a discount of 30% and 50%? "

BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !! (now you know why they are so hysterical orders during sales!)

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NO MERCY' NOT PREGNANT!

I was 3 months pregnant ...

threw up on time every morning just waking up ...

but one morning .....

from two clients (husband and wife, I understand from their happy expression)

beginning to serve them and at some point start to feel bad ... VERY BAD!

I can do them a receipt, in bagging the goods purchased and take the money ... I feel almost fainted .... I watch them for a moment and think "sorry, I'm pregnant and am about to throw up!"

catch a bag, down with me on earth and half unconscious vomit like a dog!

AND??

not a help ... even a "Sorry!" OR "I'm going to call someone?"

said one thing and threw up ..........." CAN YOU GIVE ME THE REST?? " (your comment ....)

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-SORRY! YOU CAN GIVE ME A HAND? "

- sure!

- " ACCORDING TO YOU THESE ARE GOOD BOXER MI?"

- " that size you wear?"

- "If we speak .... EHEHEHEH PACK OF MY PORT A XXL! "

( see .... all with super sti .... men in their dreams!! )

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December 20 .... NOW IN FULL OF CHRISTMAS ....

WORK ABOUT 20 HOURS A DAY INCLUDING ALL SUNDAY ....

comes a woman in her furs and jeweled 50in all ...

- " SORRY ... DO NOT HAVE A COSTUME FOR ME??"

- " I'm sorry, but the costumes just keep them in the summer!"

- " AND HOW DO I! DAYS BETWEEN TWO PARTIES FOR THE MALDIVES!"

- " damn ... how much I regret not being satisfied ... "

(bad ass that you do not do a damn thing all day ... I HOPE YOU

DIROTTINO THE PLANE!! )

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CHANGE THE GOODS WITHIN 7 DAYS WITH THE TICKET!

ENTER FIRED, LAUNCHES BRA ON CASH AND SAYS
"The place and then I got home I realized it's' STAINED ! L HO ALSO WASHED, BUT BUSH DOES NOT GO AWAY! ME ON THE CHANGES C another, equally ... "
" excuse me ... but the ticket?? "
" NOT KNOW what happened to .."
"and the box?"
" L HO BUTT!"
(I give a look at the bra and I think "but washed at 90 degrees?")
"lady, no receipt, no box and more washed .. I can not change it!"
" NO HOW! NOT 'my fault and' thicket!"
"I'm sorry ... but I can not change it so propio ..."
starts to shake and foam at the mouth says
"IMPOSSIBLE! GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER CHAPTER! SAY THAT THE CONTRACT AS 'NOT WORTH it! "
FINAL VERDICT: " lady ... you better not tell him about my head ... SENNA' SURELY THE POST to hell BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT
"certain customers" E 'better to lose than keeping them !!!!!!! "
( swear that I said so!)

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NEVER SELL DISCOUNT WHEN YOU ASK!

" TOTAL: 38.50euro "

" by doing 35! "

pretend not to I heard and I repeat: "38.50"

"but then do not you do me a discount! "

" Sir, I'm sorry, but NOT 'discount period! "

" daiiiii ... do not tell anyone! "

" I'm sorry .. BUT NOT THE STORE E 'IL MIO ... I CAN NOT! ..... ARE 38.50EURO! "

" but also want to 50cent?? By 50cent ... .. that will never be! "
(OH BEFANA, 50cent IF NO WHY NOT 'ME ASK THEM !!!!!!)

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SPEAKS HER OWN ...

IN OUR STORE ALWAYS LISTEN TO RADIO 105 .... It 's well known that "THE ZOO" It' s a bit vulgar .. BUT DOES die laughing!: )

ENTER THE USUAL DAY .. gossips

"MAMMA MIA! BUT HOW DO LISTEN TO THIS RADIO! ARE SO 'OUTLETS ..."
(I pretend not to hear)
GET THE CASH TO PAY BUT YOUR CREDIT CARD IS NOT ...

AND heard to exclaim "FUCK! BUT WITH THESE CARDS BALLS!"

(to the face of the vernacular for her it would take an exorcist!)

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"My girlfriend is' LEAN LIKE YOU SAY THAT .. THIS SLIP OKAY?? "

" well ... and 'a tg.42 ... I think so!"

" BUT YOU CAN NOT WEAR IT SO YOU 'Let's see if it is okay?" (Laughs with the look of Pacciani)

"I will do so .. I put to you and let you do around the entire mall! "

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TURN ARE BLIND, BUT WE SEE VERY WELL!! If

sign 20 x 30 with printed

TOP MICRO € 6.90 ...... EXCUSE ME, HOW MUCH IS THAT voice?

just for her ..... since both can not read .... 20.00EUR

them but it says euro6.90?!?

but feel if you read what the fuck are you asking me to do?

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good day starts in the morning ....

9.30 am .. enter the first client, and I GOOD DAY .... Miss
can give me a bra? (Formerly with the balls turn) try again GOOD DAY!
no answer ...... I wonder are transparent? The next time I hang a sign that reads: Here lies the courtesy, preg or answer !!!!!!

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ARE FLOODED BY PLACE OF STUFF AND I FEEL

" but pajamas is the last one? "

answer" YES! "

stuck where they are .. .. WITH STYLE PARES incredulous look

AND CONTINUE " but not have them in stock? "

"NO! Sorry, It 's YOUR LAST"

(WITH TAIL OF THE EYE AND I SEE THAT' still there, not breathing ...)

NOT YET SURRENDERED "so if you do not look better I find them! "

"..... NO!"

"but are you sure sure??"

you do not know 'HOW DIRGLIELO.PENSI that the only solution is to TAKE A PACKAGE AND WRITING BIG "AND THERE '!"

OR take the first plane to China and to make him TAILORED TO GO !!!!!!!

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INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE!

A woman enters away without even saying goodbye ASKS "DO YOU HAVE A BRA FOR ME?"

IO: "What size?"

answer 'THAT SMART: "FOR ME!"

can scream .. NOT BAD .. YOU CAN NOT ANSWER ANY STRANGE WORDS YOU CAN NOT DO IN YOUR HEAD ... AND A SHOUT ... SO WHAT THE FUCK IT THE SIZE THAT LEADS !!!!!

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A Russia / Ukraine (BOH!) asks me for a bra for his wife ... As I do not know the size ITALIAN Says: "her tits ME IS IN MY HAND! ! (with a gesture ...)

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The manufacturer

Hello everyone, I know

two types of constructors, that beautiful rich who runs his business without ever touching a brick and one always in trouble, that after concluded a sale will run away between your fingers, never answer the phone and that maybe if you happen to meet him, it gives you a lot of excuses on the financial or health.
So I wonder how can this gap in the same profession?
The only advice I can give power to everyone, which is rich with costuttori from others, being dealt with, is not giving anything at all to them. All procedures must be observed at the right time then to avoid being cheated.
Leave your turn to tell your experiences. Hello